Videos
I'll be back at night...
late at night later...
but for now...
watch this video...
VERY TOUCHING.
even i shed tears ever watching it):



So how was it? Did you shed tears? LOL...
but seriously...
this is the temper of children to their parents in this modern society today...
SO SAD...
I THINK I HAVE REACTED LIKE THIS BEFORE...
I NEED TO STOP THIS...
做个好孩子(:
and so should you.



i think this is very nice...
but too bad its not exactly an official song...
VIVA LA VIDA MIX WITH LOVE STORY



Nice right?!?!!?
AWESOME!
i dont have much to say now
cause i cant think of what to say...
not in a very good mood now...
so i'll be back at night...
hopefully...


checking off,
ash

WE WILL MISS YOU DEARLY
its past midnight
and so its another day
GD MORNING PPL!
let's get down to the main point.
yesterday.



YESTERDAY was the tragic loss of one of the most memorable superstars...
and thats...
"YOU KNOW WHO"
for the past 2 weeks,
we have been seeing her face so often.
and this sudden loss is simply to huge an impact for mainly 2 people...
( we shall not name)
SO SAD...
one out of the two ppl even wanted to take a photo of her...
but it was too late...
she was gone by the time we arrived...
she was gone....
The funniest part was that only she was gone.
The others were still left in tact...
But its alright...
She will always stay in our hearts...
NOW AND FOREVER....



OK THIS POST SOUNDS FREAKISHLY CREEPY AND SCARY...


THE CRAZY OBSESSION WILL HAVE TO END HERE!



moving on...
i am still not tired...
maybe because i'm smsing now...
still say want to sleep earlier....
tsk tsk tsk



moving on once again...
I FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO/SECRET AGENT.....
not a locating agent(:
the story is very long
BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY...
JILL AND I HAVE COMPLETED A MISSION...
A MISSION TO SAVE THE WORLD...
A MISSION TO SAVE THE CURLS...'
(forget about the "a mission to save the curls"... its nonsense... I just wanted it to rhyme)


nobody talking to me liao...
so now i auto will go sleep...
should be can sleep now i tink...


so..
NITES! LET THE BEDBUGS BITE!


this is your captain speaking,
ash(:


I think this can become a book...
WARNING: THIS BLOODY POST IS GONNA BE A WASTE OF YOUR TIME...
i ALREADY WARNED YOU...


hi hi hi
i havent been blogging for a LONG LONG TIME...
SO IHERE I AM RIGHT NOW...
Blogging about more crap...
I SERIOULSY HAVE A LOT OF CRAP TO TALK ABOUT TODAY...
AND I'LL BE SERIOUSLY AMAZED IF YOU READ THIS POST RIGHT TO THE END...
SERIOUSLY
For most of you out there reading this...
You probably wont understand 90 percent of this entire post...
Not many ppl will know about the ppl that i am gonna talk abt...
only a few will know....
only a few...
a few...


lalala
muhaha
muhehe
bwahahaha


ok...
so...
today's post is gonna be dedicated to...
*DRUMROLL PLEASE...


1)FLYING MONKEY
2)MANDY MOORE
3)THE TOUGH ONE


yes yes yes...
the three main superstars for impersanations....
and the impersonators of these super stars are the biggest,the awesomest, the greatest super stars of all time...
*BIGGER DRUMROLL PLEASE...


1)JILL CHEW JING RUI
2)TIFFANY TAN GE RU
3)ME!!!!!


it all started during todays lunch...
after eating and eating and doing open numbers to throw away the rubbish(which ended up being me)...
we went do put up the show of our lifes...
(HOPEFULLY NOBODY SAW US BEING PYSCHOPATIC PPL...)
ANYWAYS...
we started imitating "mandy moore"...
but if i'm not wrong...
we had a very hard time tryin shooting the ball with her special move...
we didn't really spend much time on her...
NEXT...
we went on to imitate "the tough one"...
but apparently failed quite badly...
BUT BUT BUT...
last but not least...
we imitated...
THE FLYING MONKEY...
jill and i were busy trying to master her special move while tiff was trying to catch a video of it...
FLYING MONKEY WAS HARD TO IMITATE...
BUT IT WAS THE MOST FUN TO IMITATE...
SO WE PLAY PLAY PLAY...
LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH...
SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT...
AND IT WAS FUN FUN FUN!
EVEN THOUGH MY DESCRIPTION OF THIS ENTIRE PROCESS...
IS NOT VERY GOOD...
AND IT SOUNDS KINDA BORING...
BUT WHEN YOU ARE SERIOUSLY EXPERIENCING IT...
I TELL YOU...
ITS CRAZY...

p.S. I DOUBT THAT I WILL POST THE VIDEO UP... CAUSE IF I DO...THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABT AND IT WILL BE SO EMBARRASING... SERIOULSY EMBARRASING...



PART 1 OF THIS CRAPPY NONSENSE HAD ENDED



so...
after talking so much...
only part one has ended...
i still have i think about two more parts...
leave now if you want...
leave):


Chapter 2.


During art...
a funky teacher told me that i do redo my clay shit...
she said she was injured...
and yet she still fake goodie two shoes
and fake wanna be a good teacher...
and pretend to persevere to the end...
*LOUDEST COUGH AND BLEARGHS
let me tell you...
she is one hell of a....
"FILL IN THE BLANKS WITH SUITABLE WORDS"
moving off from bad things...
i think jill and i have similar minds...
GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE
AS IN SERIOUSLY...
i can read her mind
and she can read my mind...
telepathy...
we were staring at her ass
and we were thinking of someone else's ass...
(for privacy and confidential purposes... i will not say it)
muhahahah!
moving on...
LA lesson was horrible...
tiff...
dont lie to me next time...
seriously...
dont get me into any more trouble...
please
i am seriously kneeling on my knee and begging you...
if not because i came out with a story fast enough...
i tell you...
you are so gonnna get killed by me...
when???
i think its gonna be one of these days...
SOONER OR LATER...




Part 3


at the end of today...
i realised that my black personal file is gone...
where?
i left it on the chair in the conference room...
so...
tiff followed me the entire searching journey...
we started going conference room...
but locked out...
nobody inside anyways...
so cannot do anything
i went to find chai
but.
after talking a whole lot to us...
he finally said that he cannot open it...
so we went to GO...
GO said that go find la teacher.
but ms lim said that she cannot open it...
only mrs teo can open it...
but then...
i dont want find teo...
so i went back up to conference room...
NO GOT PPL LIAO!
the class just started steeling down...
so tiff and i went in and the teacher didnt even know...
blur sotong..
but thanks goodness she was blur...
so i got my file back...
but i lost my clay...
i left in in the canteen.
and its missing...
then i found someone's
dunno whoose...
but nevermind...
so end of story...
thanks tiff(:



part 4


recently...
jill and i have this crazy obsession for greeting a certain group of people...
( I WILL NOT MENTION IT... ITS SUPER PAI SEH... BUT SOME PPL DO KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT...)
BUT OUT OF THE "GROUP OF PEOPLE"...
there is one particular one that never fails to make us laugh...
and after greeting her so many times...
it's still as funny as before...
in the process of greeting her many many times...
someone spottted as doing it...
SUPER EMBARRASING...
that person that we have been greeting...
is none other than...
"YOU KNOW WHO"
HER FACE IS LITERRALY EVERYWHERE...
WE EVEN SAW HER 3 TIMES IN A DAY RECENTLY
JUST TOO FUNNY...
I THINK THE SLIGHTEST THINGS AMUSE US....
GOSH...
WE NEED TO STOP THIS...
BUT...
MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T...
p.S. JILL, IF YOU ARE READING THIS NOW... I WONDER IF CHARLENE TELLS ALL THIS SHIT TO HER TEAMMATES...(:


ok... i have come to the end of my story...
its been a long long post
and a long long day...
i dunno...
maybe later later late at night...
i'll be back...
I NEED TO MUG!!!
i'll be back...
hopefully...


ADIOS MY FRIENDS!
Ash

EVERYBODY IS FALLIN SICK!!!

PHOTOS! Chionging! THANKS PEEPS!
I'm back. Back with photos. Just look(:
Chocolate Ice Cream(:
In fact, i got an entire fridge if ice cream stacked up(: GLUTTON
My slippers... seem bigger than it should be
Shooting range
This dog is not mine. Its my jiu jiu's gift to his girlfriend. But yeah, i want it too. Super big!
Saw this at popular...
Queuing for food... gluttons... shameful
Getting prepared to LEAP and PUNCE on food... i think i don't know them...
Unglam Jill.... UNGLAM(:
Sleeping ppl... sms-ing ppl... TIFF almost got caught...
CHIH YING(:
Usual scene in class... less chaotic than usual... Jill looks spastic(:
Han YI... Tiff should get what i mean...(:
FINALLY.... the drwaings... Me ans tiff. Me is stupid. Tiff is doing the"chery lee" scream
LOL! Charlene the grannie!
"tiffany the teeth"!
Combined photo! Main artisit was jill the master...
Jill the makingg emergency calls(:
TAP TAP REVENGE! Opponents: Charlene v.s. Jill
More tapping...
Curly Whirly(:
CLOSE UP VIEW(: CAN YOU SEE THE CONCENTRATION!
JILL IS TRYING VERY HARD! GO JILL!
DURING RECESS... we decided to zi pai a lot. Starring Jill, Tiff and me
Charelen was missing the photoshoot...):
Do Re Mi...
CLOSE UP VIEW! looks a bit like pyramid...
During class. Jill was staring straight into the camera...


Jill and tiff. Famous! On the front cover of magazine!

Me and Chih Ying also having photoshoot session...

To end things off, this is a random photo of a learning lab rabbit. Learning lab rabbits are fat. Can you see the fats overflowing the neck area... BUNNY CHOPS!

So finally, the photos have come to an end.

Spend quite a lot of time uploading.

Have to arrange in order.

sometimes i wonder, what will i do without friends?

Life would definitely be boring...

I need to start mugging.

I seriously need to.

I need to buck up real bad...

ANYWAYS... today was a rather chiong-ing day.

A buddy of mine experienced it too.

Both of us needed to print LA real bad.

So we went to com lab, but all three rooms were having lessons.

Then, crossing fingers, we went to the library. Scarely also all full.

Then my buddy wannted to go eat.

But realising that have to hand up by 11.45 become never eat, go library wait for com.

Before going on with my story,

i need to say thanks to tiff and jill

for helping me buy my chicken rice and patiently taking care of it.

THANKS(:

back to the topic. So my buddy and i wait... BUt no com.

Until i saw my other buddy, NICHOLE TANNIE using the com.

So I chiong up to her and use her com.

She was also there to do the same thing as me.

OMG.

when i wanted to go collect my paper from the printer,

there was a huge massive crowd

literally.

So i was too short to look at what was printing out

but i managed to squeeze to the front

then after that, i need the cover page.

But i didnt print it.

CAuse Tannies stole/found one for me! Thanks Tannie!

Then, the library was total chaos.

Tannie kept telling my buddy to take care of her computer

so that no one uses it.

LOL!

So at the end of everything,

after all the obstacles,

I DID IT with my buddy!(:

So currently,

my buddy and i owe tannie big time.

Without tannie,

both of us would be dead now.

THANKS TANNIE!

Oh! and when i was rushing down to the canteen

with tiff, jill and charlene still down there

after the 2nd bell,

I sprained my ankle slightly

but thank goodness i didnt fall(:

it wasnt that painful in school

but its killing me now.

Always like that one.

Yeah

So at the end of this fateful day,

i need to thank ppl.

THANKS JILL AND TIFF----- for buying my fd and wating in the canteen even though the bell rung

THANKS TANNIE------for the computer and the printing( i owe you money)

THANKS BUDDY( in case your dont know, the one chionging with me was Charlene)-----fore chionging with me! and for accompanying me through the CHIONGING process...(:

What am i gonna do without you ppl...(:

ok

i gtg sleep now.

Adios!

Ash



IN THE MIDST
yes i know
its already the next morning
and i still havent sleep
cause i am currently doing my patchwork
not exactly doing
just editing
editing is not as easy it seems
Charlene's reading mine
I'm reading hers
PROOF READING!
and almost half of the time i didnt get what she was trying to tell me
but i eventually got it!
Brilliant mind of mine!
HAHA!
oh oh oh!
and the idea in charlene's story...
part of it comes from..
ME!!!
MWAhahahah!
no lah.
but its all her hardwork(:
I need to mention...
I feel like stabbing her!
Gosh! Her mind is so bloody!
She is so not futuristic!
In the future when i am old,
i will sit on a flying bubble
and she shall sit on her old bambbo chair!
Feel so evil!
But sometimes i cant stand her fats and her.... Urgh... dunno what!
hehe!
hoho!
haha!
I still havent memorise script
sian
i cant imagine CERTAIN ppl dancing
i have to agree that some ppl are just born not to dance
and i am one of them.
so random(:
My turn to help change Charlene's compo
oo lala


ADIOS!


Ash

In the library...
yeah...
so i am curently editing my patchwork in the library...
this computer is so hard to use...
i cant press the keys accurately...
this is getting boring...
Actually,
i am not reely doing work...
i am just
TALKING AND BLOGGING and blah blah blah
BUT JUST NOT DOING WORK!!!
lah lah lah
i wanna play tap tap revenge...
oh and yeah
Jill, tiif an d i must combines forces...
TO DEFEAT THE EVIL CHARLENE...
TAP TAP IS TO ADDICTIVE!!!!
i need to thank my angel badly
I need to reply her...
I am starving now....
so random
"tap tap tap tap revenge"
mu hahahahhah!
DONE!


I am so hungry

Chinese Zebras
Lessons are getting from bad to worst.
PCCG was HORRENDOUS!!!
So naggish an auntish.
NOT FORGETTING THAT I GOT SABO-ed BY THE ENTIRE 102!
LITERALLY!
I have NO CHOOICE but to be Ms Liow for the skit.
NONSENSICAL! but COMICAL!!!


Roujing: Wo wants ashleigh to act as Ms Liow?
ENTIRE 102: "Meeeeee"
Ashleigh: NOOO!! Bleargh Bleargh Bleargh!


tsk tsk tsk
EVIL MEANIES!
its not that i have any violent objections again this
in fact i wont really mind that much
but the fact tht i have to rehearse in front of my friends
and perform for teachers
is SO EMBARRASSING!
Oh the humiliation!!!
Perhaps this is revenge for always humiliating ppl.
But that's fun
So if your want to see me being humiliated
I sort of enjoy watching ppl being humiliated and feeling embarrssed
So i wont be surprise that your like to see that on me.
lol. hee hee
I wont mind that much lah
But I will seriously lose all my face
and go red in the face.

As for chinese lesson,
even though the contents were seriously pukingliy disgusting,
Chih Ying and I were like laughing throughtout the entire lesson.
Its really lame but here it goes.
We were imgaining that the chinese teacher was a zebra.(and she really did look like one)
and the mechanical pencils that had lead pressed out of them
were arrows that had different kinds of functions.
(I know its getting more pathetic and lamer as the minutes pass when you read this post, so you can stop now if you want:)
It was then when I realised that Chih Ying had a really imaginative bloody mind.
She said that one of the arrows wasto suck out her blood
and there was another arrow that was meant to make her flexible
and make her to a jelly wave while loossening her ribbon.
lol. Quite retarted, but it will be even more retarted listening to that chinese zebra.
There is not a single day where i can dont laugh:)
Random
Oh and i left my water bottle in school today
shitty shit shit
even tiff knew that i left it there and smsed me. Thanks tiff:)
So useless...
lol


P.S. I have officially been cheated by CHARLENE SIA SI QIN on this very day. but i must say that her acting and lying skills have serioulsy improved all because of... ME!!!haha. She watch me lie too much so she adapted my skills liao. i need to learn to differentiate whether she's lying or telling the truth nowadays...

I think thats abt all liao( abrupt ending)


tatas!!!


Ash the glutton

True friends and the life without teachers!
Lessons today were really fun!!!
Life without teachers is awesome!!
Especially when you are surrounded with crazy ppl!
Example: TIFF the teeth, Jill the(something)*i forgot, Charlene the grannie
Simply Awesome.( Other than the fact that tiff and jill abandon be during lunch:(
Chih Ying laughs at the funniest things
So seating with her is always full of laughter.
But if you have table that has either Jill, tiff, charlene or me or ALL,
its gonna be havoc!
But its also gonna be a whole lot of fun!
The sad thing is that Charlene is like seating a mile away from Tiff, Jill and I,
So poor thing.
Tsk tsk tsk
Oh, and before I forget,
today before chemistry,
Me, Tiff and Jill( the best artist amongst us)
were busy doodling the board
The outcome of the pictures
were
MASTERPIECES!!!
I lazy upload today
so I will upload tomorrow.
Super Funny!
Currently, i am talking to this person on msn now,
and this person has yet to done her work,
and still blog surfing her nonsnse.
tsk tsk tsk
Hopefully tomorrow still can slack.


Adios!

Ash The shortie