I think this can become a book...
WARNING: THIS BLOODY POST IS GONNA BE A WASTE OF YOUR TIME...
i ALREADY WARNED YOU...


hi hi hi
i havent been blogging for a LONG LONG TIME...
SO IHERE I AM RIGHT NOW...
Blogging about more crap...
I SERIOULSY HAVE A LOT OF CRAP TO TALK ABOUT TODAY...
AND I'LL BE SERIOUSLY AMAZED IF YOU READ THIS POST RIGHT TO THE END...
SERIOUSLY
For most of you out there reading this...
You probably wont understand 90 percent of this entire post...
Not many ppl will know about the ppl that i am gonna talk abt...
only a few will know....
only a few...
a few...


lalala
muhaha
muhehe
bwahahaha


ok...
so...
today's post is gonna be dedicated to...
*DRUMROLL PLEASE...


1)FLYING MONKEY
2)MANDY MOORE
3)THE TOUGH ONE


yes yes yes...
the three main superstars for impersanations....
and the impersonators of these super stars are the biggest,the awesomest, the greatest super stars of all time...
*BIGGER DRUMROLL PLEASE...


1)JILL CHEW JING RUI
2)TIFFANY TAN GE RU
3)ME!!!!!


it all started during todays lunch...
after eating and eating and doing open numbers to throw away the rubbish(which ended up being me)...
we went do put up the show of our lifes...
(HOPEFULLY NOBODY SAW US BEING PYSCHOPATIC PPL...)
ANYWAYS...
we started imitating "mandy moore"...
but if i'm not wrong...
we had a very hard time tryin shooting the ball with her special move...
we didn't really spend much time on her...
NEXT...
we went on to imitate "the tough one"...
but apparently failed quite badly...
BUT BUT BUT...
last but not least...
we imitated...
THE FLYING MONKEY...
jill and i were busy trying to master her special move while tiff was trying to catch a video of it...
FLYING MONKEY WAS HARD TO IMITATE...
BUT IT WAS THE MOST FUN TO IMITATE...
SO WE PLAY PLAY PLAY...
LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH...
SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT...
AND IT WAS FUN FUN FUN!
EVEN THOUGH MY DESCRIPTION OF THIS ENTIRE PROCESS...
IS NOT VERY GOOD...
AND IT SOUNDS KINDA BORING...
BUT WHEN YOU ARE SERIOUSLY EXPERIENCING IT...
I TELL YOU...
ITS CRAZY...

p.S. I DOUBT THAT I WILL POST THE VIDEO UP... CAUSE IF I DO...THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABT AND IT WILL BE SO EMBARRASING... SERIOULSY EMBARRASING...



PART 1 OF THIS CRAPPY NONSENSE HAD ENDED



so...
after talking so much...
only part one has ended...
i still have i think about two more parts...
leave now if you want...
leave):


Chapter 2.


During art...
a funky teacher told me that i do redo my clay shit...
she said she was injured...
and yet she still fake goodie two shoes
and fake wanna be a good teacher...
and pretend to persevere to the end...
*LOUDEST COUGH AND BLEARGHS
let me tell you...
she is one hell of a....
"FILL IN THE BLANKS WITH SUITABLE WORDS"
moving off from bad things...
i think jill and i have similar minds...
GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE
AS IN SERIOUSLY...
i can read her mind
and she can read my mind...
telepathy...
we were staring at her ass
and we were thinking of someone else's ass...
(for privacy and confidential purposes... i will not say it)
muhahahah!
moving on...
LA lesson was horrible...
tiff...
dont lie to me next time...
seriously...
dont get me into any more trouble...
please
i am seriously kneeling on my knee and begging you...
if not because i came out with a story fast enough...
i tell you...
you are so gonnna get killed by me...
when???
i think its gonna be one of these days...
SOONER OR LATER...




Part 3


at the end of today...
i realised that my black personal file is gone...
where?
i left it on the chair in the conference room...
so...
tiff followed me the entire searching journey...
we started going conference room...
but locked out...
nobody inside anyways...
so cannot do anything
i went to find chai
but.
after talking a whole lot to us...
he finally said that he cannot open it...
so we went to GO...
GO said that go find la teacher.
but ms lim said that she cannot open it...
only mrs teo can open it...
but then...
i dont want find teo...
so i went back up to conference room...
NO GOT PPL LIAO!
the class just started steeling down...
so tiff and i went in and the teacher didnt even know...
blur sotong..
but thanks goodness she was blur...
so i got my file back...
but i lost my clay...
i left in in the canteen.
and its missing...
then i found someone's
dunno whoose...
but nevermind...
so end of story...
thanks tiff(:



part 4


recently...
jill and i have this crazy obsession for greeting a certain group of people...
( I WILL NOT MENTION IT... ITS SUPER PAI SEH... BUT SOME PPL DO KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT...)
BUT OUT OF THE "GROUP OF PEOPLE"...
there is one particular one that never fails to make us laugh...
and after greeting her so many times...
it's still as funny as before...
in the process of greeting her many many times...
someone spottted as doing it...
SUPER EMBARRASING...
that person that we have been greeting...
is none other than...
"YOU KNOW WHO"
HER FACE IS LITERRALY EVERYWHERE...
WE EVEN SAW HER 3 TIMES IN A DAY RECENTLY
JUST TOO FUNNY...
I THINK THE SLIGHTEST THINGS AMUSE US....
GOSH...
WE NEED TO STOP THIS...
BUT...
MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T...
p.S. JILL, IF YOU ARE READING THIS NOW... I WONDER IF CHARLENE TELLS ALL THIS SHIT TO HER TEAMMATES...(:


ok... i have come to the end of my story...
its been a long long post
and a long long day...
i dunno...
maybe later later late at night...
i'll be back...
I NEED TO MUG!!!
i'll be back...
hopefully...


ADIOS MY FRIENDS!
Ash